The General or The Generals may refer to:
The General is an Irish crime film directed by John Boorman about Dublin crime boss Martin Cahill, who pulled off several daring heists in the early 1980s, and attracted the attention of the Garda Síochána, IRA, and Ulster Volunteer Force. The film was shot in 1997 and released in 1998. Brendan Gleeson plays Cahill, Adrian Dunbar plays his friend Noel Curley, and Jon Voight plays Inspector Ned Kenny.
After selling stolen paintings to the UVF Cahill realizes he has made a dangerous mistake. When the PIRA hear of this, they order his assassination, which is carried out on 18 August 1994.
The General was a BBC fly-on-the-wall Television series hosted by Yvette Fielding, Chris Serle and Heather Mills. Based at Southampton General Hospital, the programme tracked the progress of selected patients, including outpatients, at the hospital. The series was broadcast live every weekday on BBC One, in a daytime slot. 61 episodes of the programme were aired in total; 58 of them in 1998 (from April to June), and the other three in 2002. The original director of the series was Dave Heather.
As well as the presenting team tracking patients and staff in the hospital, the programme also featured Heather Mills abseiling down the side of the hospital and demonstrating various uses for her prosthesis. However, it was alleged some years after the series finished that Mills was appointed to the presenting role under false pretences, having claimed that newspaper articles written by a journalist namesake were written by herself.
The show also featured occasional celebrity guest appearances, including a visit from endurance expert Mike Stroud.
Come down sit right here its OK
And my words are spoken slurred every single day
Sure to find some comfort, up against the hallway wall
I know I could, never have it all
Reaching the next level under
Drinking starts this reflex, so I dial your number
But the phone was out of order
Last call was made at 2 AM
Some how when it's broken
Its always there to mend
Stumble don't rumble
Cuase you might get killed
Sip but don't tip
Cause your beer you might spill
Think what you feel
Cause your feelings don't think
Here at the office,
We know just one drink
And I've been living at this address all week
Attractive cause my hair is dull
And my clothes are starting to reek
So when I'm to involved
With the problems I can't solve